The Prophet

Olympiakos. Googled him earlier - 30. ...and his leg hasn't fallen off? Surely not!

This is fucking dire.

Are Gekas and Samaras trying to see who can look least like scoring a goal?

Hanging round like the smell.of last night's haddock, sadly they deserve it.

Gekas is an absolute donkey, nailed on to score now though...

Thank fuck for that.

Nar. 'I don't score my goals, God does' is one if the most conceited things I've heard. That and his fucking dance.

Sturridge man, such a whopper.

We're nowt like Greece. They have a game plan.

Really guys, what were you expecting? This is what Greece do.

I've forgotten what good crossing is like. What are the chances of Santon putting one like that in.. 0 ...and if he wants to be more like Phil Neville why would he?

Greece trolling hard.

Lee Dixon sounds as though he's about to throw himself into the sea.

This is just vintage Greece.

Unless you're capable of dropping deep, picking up the ball and taking on an entire team before scoring then it's not going to work. Basically we need Messi.

I note triggs has shifted the goal posts of his argument from Robben earned the penalty to diving is alright under some circumstances actually.

Don't think I've ever read a post that makes less sense than this. "Robben was fouled and it was a clear penalty, the cheating b******!" He was fouled but the theatrical as fuck dive was completely unnecessary. How does this not make sense?

I thought it was a foul and a penalty but Robben did cheat and should have been booked. Being fouled does not earn you the licence to be a cheat.

...because you've dived?

It's such a horrible term of phrase basically legitimising cheating. 'Robben dived' 'Aye but he deserved a penalty' 'Oh that makes it OK then. 'The Yorkshire Ripper killed a few women' 'Aye but he deserved a good time' ...

By getting fouled, thought that would have been obvious Eh?

How does one 'deserve' a penalty man? Jesus H.

Taylor is arguably the worst centre back in the league.

'Deserved' a penalty man. Dear me.