The Prophet

Wouldn't be surprised at all but it is the Daily Star.

Good for the US that, Lukaku has been in full on donkey mode this tournament.

Would be my all time hero if he pushed Pards down that flight of stairs.

I despise him and I don't know why Top player, top bloke.

Pretty end to end, Belgium beginning to turn the screw.

Shame he sounds like he's about to off himself.

Strikers please.

Spain going out so early was a touch suprising.

De Bruyne has a bit of Prince Harry about him.

Bet he can't wait to be sliding all those intricate balls through to Luuk and Shola.

Are we laughing about Rolf now?

So we're actually paying cash money for a player? Has hell frozen over?

Why?

Fuck!

Poor Switzerland, Argentina don't deserve that in the slightest.

It's so shit we could potentially sign a genuinely exciting player and I honestly couldn't give a toss.

Barking up de Jong tree here...

BBC: 'Must not give Switzerland any credit what so ever, must talk about Argentina being poor'

It's blatent the Refs have been told to let off players who are good for the 'brand'.

Howay Switzerland.

Yep, I've had a very nice tournament but have lost a cool £150 over the last two or three days.

Wonder how he feels about defending a one goal lead from half time?

Wish I could switch Lawro off.

Does stepping up mean buying fax paper or does that come under the preparing a bid category?

Didn't touch him marra.