The Prophet

Guess who shares a hotel with the Dutch squad guys? Fucking whopper.

Greece to qualify. Come at me.

Is this fat c*** really calling him Van Huntlaar? Christ on a bike.

It's a penalty but it's theatrical as fuck from Robben. Get in Cannavaro, finally someone sticking up for defenders.

Robben has had a superb tournament but is he bollocks the third best player in the world. Ronaldo is...

Blart cam is in top form.

troy Deeney.

Nailed on to be Tompkins. We have a massive Pard-on for him.

Greece won me a shed load against Ivory Coast. I have to give them a second shot.

Tempted to purchase a the Colombia home/Chile away shirts. Hipster as fuck.

Such a pillock.

The national anthems of Chile-Brazil yesterday. Had the hairs stood on end.

He has to be fair. Especially when you consider he's been targeted a considerable amount. Chile got stuck right into him yesterday.

HNGGG!

Cracking goal. Colombia are a joy to watch, they'll certainly give Brazil a game.

Was the first advert for the ITV football presenter: WANTED Fat, talentless football presenter who has minimal knowledge of the game. Sense of humour not required. See James Corded.

Looking at our squad I honestly can't see where the goals are coming from.

Wonder whatever happened to Andy's tactics truck. I bet he still has it parked up on his driveway where he can sit and ponder following a heated argument with Mrs Townsend.

Pards has this man, just give it time...

Uruguay trolling hard.

Cavani gets a raw deal being shoehorned out wide for Suarez and Ibra, not sure why he's getting so much stick off our media.

James Rodriguez had arguably been the player of the tournament so far.

Was just going to say exactly the same thing.

Colombia have bee a treat. Comfortable on the ball, pace and skill up top and they always provide plenty of wank bank material in the stands.

We have aaagggeeesss man...