The Prophet

f*** off Chelsea, f*** off Leeds pai of bottling c***s. Thart is all.

Aye, Chelsea concede against FC Kebab, pretty much ends the dream.

Come on Leeds man.

It's on *prays* Oh aye and Milan are f***ing up t'other one I couldn't be arsed to post. COME ON MAN UNITED YOU UTTER BASTARDS

Three word I never want to say again... HOWAY THE MANCS!

I thought, well, haven't backed Boro this season; maybe a 5-1 win against a very good QPR side could give them confidence. Stupid logic. I thought, well, Wolfsburg needs to win against a poor, unmotivated Man U team. Stupid logic. I thought, well, Milan should be able to beat Zurich, even away from home. Stupid logic. I thought, well, WBA should want to bounce back after those lost points at the weekend, and should win at home. Stupid logic. I thought, well, Real Madrid should have the quality to beat Marseille. Stupid logic. I thought, well, Bayern Munich have talked themselves up quite a bit before the game against Juve, and should be well up for it. Stupid logic. Are they all part of the same bet? It's only half time a couple of them might turn it around. Good luck anyway.

It's on *prays* Oh aye and Milan are fucking up t'other one I couldn't be arsed to post.

orly? Bristol even. And yeah Pilko, if you could hoy my rattle back into the pram too that would be grand.

Bristol humping Leicester, I'm not sure whats worse, the fact Neil gives the worst betting advice ever or the fact I stupidly listened to him. Would be revelling in the glory of Leicester and Porto being two up right now. He better hope they both collapse or I'll set his room on fire.

Thought Porto were brilliant value but stupidly let some footballing retard talk me out of it.

Post bets before they "go in" or it didn't happen Neil can verify it.

Had another crafty bet, if I win I'll post it.

Jesus... good luck! Wolfsburg should win, they have everything to play for and Man Utd will mainly play reserve players and many out of position... Wolfsberg should be under "inkonsequent" in the dictionary this year. For an example they are a shadow of the team they were last year see thier no show against Freiberg at the weekend. They're very much capable of turning Man United over tonight, but they'll have to play a hell of a lot better than they've been doing in the league recently. They are by no means certanties.

Jason Roberts is out of contract with Blackburn in the summer, would take take him in a flash.

Despite having no back four still fancy Man United tonight. Got on: Maccabi Haifa v Bordeaux Wolfsberg v Man United Marseille v Real Madrid Chelsea v APOEL Nicosia Swansea v Plymouth Leeds v Kettering Pays £102.25 Found a bit of betting form recently, this more a bit of daft to make the night interesting.

Is this a Tuesday or a Wednesday night kick off?

Don't be daft, Nolan central midfield in a 4-4-2?

Sorry GG but disagree with just about everything you have to say there. I could probably only name a handful of games where I can say we've gone out, blew the other team away, and throughly deserved to win. For a large number of games we have had spells where we're on the back foot but that's natural isn't it? Look at our midfield, the primary reason we were relegated, we are not a team built to play attractive football, other sides are bound to enjoy spells of posession against us. However what we do have is a a solid defence and team that can seemingly grab a goal from anywhere. Those qualities are qualities that win you games. I don't think you'd speak to many Newcastle fans who thinks this side is good enough to survive in the Premier League, the midfield would get ripped to shreds and we'd struggle to score goals, just as it did last year. However it's undeniable on paper we are much better than a majority of sides in this divsion. When we play badly we'll get beat but when we're on form sides struggle to cope with us. On Saturday, yes Watford enjoyed some decent spells but you didn't score, you were beaten fair and square. Good luck for the rest of the season.

Why not? Butt and Germi could fuck off for a start and I'd have Pancrate signed up for a couple of years.

...for a boring sunday afternoon. The deal is we've just been promoted, Ashley has given you a limited £10 million budget plus anthing you make off player sales. What would the side look like going into the opening day of the season?

If Wolves go down we should make a crafty bid for Milijas, whenever I've seen them play he's been by far their best player. He would add some much needed creativity to the ranks.

Fucking Swansea just ruined a fifty quid accy absolute bastards.

Would scrap the UEFA and the League cup. Top two qualify for Europe and for the sake of competition 3rd-6th go into a play off for the last spot, would also give others more of an oppertunity to qualify. Introduction of a video ref. World wide wage cap of some form. Would also consider scrapping transfers. Players play for their clubs until the end of their contract and could move on. Players would have the option of negotiating relegation escape clauses and what not. Would protect smaller teams and would bring some meaning to signing a contract