The Prophet

This evenings bet includes: PSV (who won in injury time) Twente (-1) Lyon

Why are Lyon 6/4? Great form against Marseille who are doing shit.

Why has the Milan game been called off?

Wolfsburg/Sheffield United/Milan Sheffield United (-1)/ Milan (-1) ...and a more unlikely and therefore a small stake on: Wolfsburg (-1)/Nurnberg DNB/Sheffield United (-1)/Milan (-1) "Do it"

Had Stuttgart and Stuttgart-Bremen over 2.5 goals earlier, decent. I'll probably stay away from the scouse derby tomorrow but there looks to be some decent bets in Germany.

Ah well, that's my free bet from Sky gone, no bigy. Think I'll shut up shop for the night before I make another daft bet, saving the big money for the weekend.

Aye, got money on Utrecht myself, if it looks good I will stick a bet on La Liga later on.

Draw no bet, fairly self explanatory but it's essentially an insurance bet whereby in exchange for reduced odds a draw would mean the bet became void and you would get your money back/become excluded from an accy.

Malaga DNB might be a decent shout, they've inproved massively away from home of late taking seven points out of their last nine, the point coming at the Bernabeu. 0-1 up, decent.

Any reason Montpellier are 13/10 to win at Lorient this weekend? I know they aren't amazing away from home but they should do the buisness against poor opposition.

In profit thanks to my main bet of the day, could of been better like.

Dortmund Dortmund -1 Levante Schalke Leverkusen

Everton are big time bottlers against Liverpool, hence their only win of the year being a comfortable victory against them.

Liverpool winning is the best outcome either way i think. It guarantees Europa League, but it means the shackles are off us and we can go into the last few games with freedom. Not quite, Chelsea winning the Champions League buggers it up, unlikely but possible. If they turn over Barca and Real, I'll eat my hat.

Someone best tell Fulham. Fulham have been poor they don't have enough to get back into this http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/015/orly.jpg

Chelsea's next league is away to Arsenal for what it's worth.

Someone best tell Fulham.

Looking ahead to wednesday, the Madrid derby and Dortmund-Munich. Cracking stuff.

It's pretty simple stuff really - very intuitive. 1. Make sure your parents haven't named you Neil or Wormy. 2. After you have placed a bet that should not come off, come to this thread and write 'Do it.' 3. Wait until the 87th minute and the ball will bounce into the net off some player's arse, at which point you must come back here and write 'Decent ' That's all there is to it. If you have any questions after that, which I highly doubt, well maybe this just isn't your game.

Tempted by: Everton Newcastle -1 Spurs -1 There's something about the Southampton game I don't like so they'll probably romp home.

Looks as though third is Schalkes now with three points seperating second place Munich and top of the pile Dortmund, interesting stuff.

Too easy for Schalke, 3-0. Huntelaar taps into an empty net for his millionth of the season.

Dear Schalke players, Please stop giving away silly freekicks around the eighteen yard area. Regards, The Prophet.