The Prophet

In other words 'I know nothing' What a tit

Poor guy is only 15, learning his trade. You have bell-ends like Crank27 in the other thread posting his humour for eight and a half year olds who need binning first.

Anyone who would turn their nose up at that price needs to have a serious word with themselves.

Humour is supposed to be funny...

“After the last match with Lille and a game with Ivory Coast, I will go on holiday. I have already made my choice. Either I will leave or not, everyone will know it later. It is a personal choice”

Don't be daft... ...it's been pissing down!

A winger and a striker and we're laughing, top half ambitions next season.

Didn't the president confirm we'd agreed a fee earlier?

Makes no difference.

I'm starting to get my hope's up, I've tried my best not to as well. Like a child at christmas.

Stuck my winnings from yesterday on it. Howay.

Think I'll do a Reading/Huddersfield double

What did Sessegnon get out of curiosity by the way, three goals and two assists was it?

Pedro to score first Pedro to score first and Barca to win 2-0 ...a couple of other 50p scorecasts Vidic to be sent off

Mike Ashley is clearly has tiger blood. http://i.imgur.com/Rl7Gd.jpg Wow, that's a fat tiger. Pregnant? Stunt double for Garfield. Go and tell it to it's face

Anyone who would turn there nose up at any quality striker given the shower of shit we've got needs to seriously lower their expectations.

FYP

He said “If I have to continue here , I’m happy. If I have to go to another club, I’m happy in England.” He used it in both contexts

Again, don't have time read the thread so just going off the last few pages: There's sepculation we've had a bid accepted Valecia would not be able to match that bid Pardew was banging on about giving a player a deadline to make his mind up which may or may not be him ...but it is all still speculation

Even though Guthrie was excellent (i.e. better than Pratley) in the Championship and has done well enough since the West Brom game when required? I should of qualified what I said. I meant more so Tiote than Nolan, given a midfield pairing of the latter and Guthrie is an accident waiting to happen. He has a much better engine than Guthrie although Guthrie probably has a much better passing range, different types of players really. If Tiote was suspended I'd definetly pair Nolan with Pratley though.

Barton with twitter, nothing good can come from this. Should be entertaining at least.

Put it this way I'd much rather have Pratley coming in for Tiote or Nolan than Smith or Guthrie.