The Prophet

£50 million would be a decent price.

Only Pata got the memo.

He is, but it was just a bit of fun like.

Seems pretty obvious we're trying to sign an Isak replacement though.

Aye, with a knife and fork.

Bring back Ryder of the day.

Granted this is probably total nonsense. How are you ordering that list of targets (putting realism aside)?

So does yer ma.

I want him to succeed, I really do, but word he's looked poor in pre-season.

Nah, it was an option.

Fired up his YouTube compilation. I'm all for developing talent, but he looks a bit raw for an €80 million player.

What a shocked of a decision to disallow that Ipswich goal, we've truly reached planet soft cunt

Naturally.

It doesn't take much to shift the momentum.

If nothing else, good to see midfielders being linked regularly.

Douglas linking us with Paqueta.

King Ryder has spoken, close the thread.

Romano: NUFC make a formal approach for Samu Aghehowa. Player has communicated he'd rather die than move to NUFC. Deal off.

At least if we're in concrete talks, the stadium announcement must be close.

Praise Vishnu.

"No developments in recent days"

Liverpool need to get somewhere near our price tag first.

Never got the hype with this chap, but I've not watched loads of him. Is he a better option than Samu or Jackson?

I know it's difficult to keep much quiet in football these days, but how are our targets getting reported before a deal is even underway.