The Prophet

Very My Chemical Romance of you.

Nothing from Fab?

Into him Keith

...and he needs his hard drive checking.

We're probably just tired of his agent knobing around. It's shit or get off the pot time.

I'm usually glass half full, but this transfer window has been crushing and his agent is a slippery cunt.

Lads, don't get your hopes up

Strap in, this still has a fair way to run.

PIF and FGS go way back. They're just putting two and two together.

Fair. Think we pulled away from Thiaw to relentlessly pursue Guehi.

Who did you have in mind?

My gut says the CB will be Thiaw.

Has it ever been corroborated by any of the locals?

Subtext: Sesko will take his time on advice of his agent while be tries to squeeze every last penny out of all involved.

Sit him down, put an arm round him and tell him while he's been a gaping cunt, we're still willing to offer him a new deal with a pay rise and a release clause. £100 million for non-PL teams, £150 million for PL teams and £200 million for Liverpool.

In this instance, it could be a good thing.

If he was going, I doubt we'd be trying to get Wilson in.

Aye, not a chance this is the end of it.

That first home game is looking a bit spicy.

Isak on Monday...

Anyone checked on Fab?

Aye, comes off as an absolute toucher.

Another PR piece from Hope.