Geordie Ahmed

Colback you doylem

Someone kill Colback, he is so thick

Colback you idiot

C'MON PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE WIN

I agree with this, would go further and say less than 6 points from the next 2 and we are down

Nerves are well and truly kicked in, need to occupy myself this morning so the time flies

Disappointed with the Norwich result BUT 6 points from the next 2 and we are out of the relegation zone, that is what we need to focus on

Lush from Coutinho, get in

What a goal

Liverpool are going to mess this up, should have killed the tie off last week

Martial scores

Man-U deserve the lead, have been the better side

Penalty

Big chance for Mata, should be burying that

The amount of space we have given Cattermole in the previous derbies has been criminal, press him and he plays like the crap player he is

I'm always nervous for Derby matches, not sure how some people are so confident, especially with their recent record over us They are a shit team BUT we either haven't turned up of they have had a huge slice of luck I do expect us to start the game positively and for them to sit back, absolutely vital we get an early goal as that will ruin their entire game plan

Hoddle reckons he saw Morata play for Italy against England

What a goal from Coman

Glad it's not going to pens but Juve have definitely ballsed this up

Thiago, super sub

Lush goal, 3-2

Lush cross that Silly from the Juve player that lost the ball, has cost them massively

Muller, 2-2

Shut up Jack

And he moved the ball into the corner position, linesman don't usually get involved, that annoyed me