Geordie Ahmed

Got absolutely no chance without Yaya

Liverpool all over them

Game plan for second half will be to bring in Ben Arfa, concede further and then blame it all on Ben Arfa

Devastated to see how badly Pardew is treating Ben Arfa, it's absolutely criminal It would hurt to say him play for another Premiership team BUT I would like to see him play class for his next team and make Pardew and his arselickers look like the absolute thick cunts that they are

Indeed We have have had some shite managers BUT I struggle to think of one worse than Pardew (taking everything into consideration)

Pardew managing to sink even further, which is some achievement considering he is the biggest cunt around

No doubt this will have given Ashley some idea, must be scouring the globe to sign bairns in a dodgy manner

No central defender for next season. Can see them splashing the cash on renewing Valdes contract now. As if they were going to buy a central defender in anyway They are allergic to signing cb's like we are allergic to signings

I remember when they thought Gardner was better than Cabaye

Well he did make an impact and he was playing well alongside Willimson BUT then he was bizarrely dropped for Taylor

4 points from safety plus a shit GD

Look at the face on Fat Sam, prick Still geet urp

Beeeeeeewwww

It does seem familiar

Mannone up again

ffs West Ham, hold onto the ball

Keeper comes for the corner and they play it short

Roger Johnson is gash

Bridcutt playing well in this half

Downing needs shooting for that missed chance

Great chance that, side netting

Mackems are definitely getting something from this, Fat Sam the negative bastard

Kin ell, some save from Wickham

Downing chance was huge, should have scored that and killed the game off

Some finish that, prick