Geordie Ahmed

Beeeeeeeeeew

A Nolan goal with a chicken dance would do nicely now

Lol at Cattermole

What a header, get in

Get in Carroll

I think so too, West Ham have nowt to play for

Not your tele, he is tiny

Decent start from the mackems

Makes quite a few errors nowadays

:'(

Robert was hardly in our own half, don't really recall him coming back to help Bernard When he had the ball and in the opposition half he worked hard BUT it's this obsession Pardew has of our wingers being secondary full backs that would have resulted in Robert sitting on the bench whilst a workhorse like Jonas would get game after game

People saying Robert would not be dropped under Pardew because of his goals/assists record are being daft, the reality is Robert under Pardew would not be allowed to amass the goals/assists that he did Considering how badly Ben Arfa has been treat I think his goals/assists record is class, unfortunately we have a doylem for a manager

Gouffran and Sissoko seem to be given a lot more leeway from Pardew than some other players

Average? Don't make me laugh. Okay, crap, happy?

Gouffran has been average for a while now BUT he is a Pard favourite so will remain in the side

Yep Haidara is a better player

To be fair, the idiot is saying that if you don't score or assist he wants you to run around like a headless chicken, which Jonas exelled in I hate Pardew

Isn't it meant to be a minimum of 5 minutes? Anyhow I hope they get Bayern or Real and receive a thrashing

That looks nasty

Sherwood is a prick

What a finish

Nice finish, made it look easy

Cattermole is so shit Still annoys me that we made him look like Pirlo

Hahahahaha, gets funnier

Catterlol