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Probably not even a quarter of that unless we're back to doing Llambias math for transfer values. Was 3.5m total apparently and even that figure was inflated with performance clauses which we never paid obviously. https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-united-reach-ps35m-agreement-for-west-ham-celtic-target-as-player-completes-medical-4501350

Wut.

So to sum up the thread: Anthony Gordon is an overrated little Scouse twat but we got absolutely fleeced by getting 70 million for him. Makes sense.

Not sure how that will work since they still had to beat Hull regardless, and were only that close to start with because of the cheating

Wissa only signed a 3 year contract right? At least that will take a big chunk out of his book value.

Surprised Conte wasn't parked up outside his house the second the announcement he was leaving came out.

Imagine it was more the EFL telling them to come clean now or else they'll get the 12 inch dildo out if any subsequent charges came to light. I wonder if the exclusion from the play-off was due to the repeat offending.

"Newcastle United are delighted to confirm the acquisition of the Ghawar Oil Field"

Awfully flammable all those old buildings, who knows what sort of accidents could happen.

We're hiring Mourinho?

Explains England's batting collapse after lunch. Must've given them another one of his team talks.

Mods will be working over time to send any and every post down the ol' memory hole. Stalin would weep tears of jealously at how the RAWK religious police mods wield their power.

Would be interesting to know what happened behind the scenes of this - every man and his dog have known about this for what... 4 months now? Wonder if there was an agreement with Forest that he finished off the window just been and laid some ground work for the next one. Either that or else they were just haggling over compensation but unlike Ashworth was professional enough to keep on with the present job.

Surely we're talking boycoutt level response?

Only shock on that list is Brewcie hasn't put his fat little head into that trough yet.