Steggy

I actually had a weird dream bout this game aswell. Fuck knows why but it was also the carling cup final. The first half was against spurs and i was at the game and everyone was singing 'we all hate Leeds scum', and for some reason in the second half Sunderland came out and i was somehow at home watching it on the tv. We won through a late Leon Best goal, Sessegnon missed a sitter. The pitch was a really weird shape though and there were a few rows of seats just in the middle of the pitch with fans just sitting in them and the players just playing around them.

I genuinely feel sorry for them the league isn't played on paper. Really unfair because on paper their team is actually insane. Really unlucky for them tbf.

He'd be a good buy for a championship side looking for promotion or a lower prem team.

As long as he's not on much, havn't got much against him remaining as a back up.

Totally

You reckon Sifu?

I'd definately take myself. Always been a dream to play for england.

Too much hate on here for Joey

I don't know maybe its just me though but i've always liked Joey and always will, just had a soft sport for him. I just sort of 'get him' i suppose.

They're called Onesies.

Be nice if he could have a 'one paul gascoigne' at the spurs game. Reckon it would do wonders for his head tbh.

I've just got this feeling that the next time England will do well in a tournament will be the next time we go into the tournament with a shitter squad that normal, meaning there's less hype around the team and less pressure on the players.

Fucking albanian cunts. I'd have that whole shithole nuked if I knew I could get away with it.

The only players in our team who are superior to their Spurs counterparts are Coloccini and Krul. Tiote is roughly equivalent given his shaky form this season and towards the end of the last.

 

The idea that Ben Arfa is anywhere near Van der Vaart is laughable.

 

van der Vaart is fat, lazy and shite.

Krul          >        Friedel

Raylor      <        Walker

Colo        >        King

Saylor      >        Kaboul

Santon    >        Ekotto

Marveaux  -        Lennon

Cabaye      -        Modric

Tiote        >        Sandro

Jonas      <        Bale

Ben Arfa  -        VdV

Ba            -        Adebeyor

 

5-2 to us.  Spurs are in big trouble next sunday!  I can see a bit of a humping on the cards!  Plus they are bottlers, and they never turn up at SJP. 

 

Only thing that will save spurs is if Pardew has another moment of retardation and plays Lovenkrands or Ameobi instead of Ben Arfa or Marveaux.

 

Wait, Cashley is a spudz fan?  Oh noes!  Pardew will be forced to play a shite team!!!! 

This is the sort of post that will make other teams fans will come on here and look at it and think that were all super-retards.

I dunno, Americans make pretty pictures and videos with all their attempts at copying football culture of their South American counterparts/Europe, but to me it seems so cheesy and fake. Not to mention that accent just makes it worse.

 

 

I rest my case.

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Is nobody else in stitches at this?

Pretty sad stuff the kids only 18. How often are people able to recover from stuff like this?

Reckon my dads a bit of a dilf like tbf.

I'll shit on me cat if we win this 

I don't really get it

Uh oh the standing debate seems like its on its way back.

I'll kick us off then. There's no way we'll ever see support or atmosphere close to those the Germans and Turks and other continental teams create until standing is back.

Agreed.

Hope nobody posts anything other than pics and vids of the kop at Anfield. Best fans in the world bar none, you know. Bar none.

HTT coming across as a bit of a muggins. Very unusual from him.

Always liked Lampard. Hate the shit he gets as if he's a complete cunt like terry or cole. Always seems a sound guy. A lot of people have always seemed to have it in for him.

Also, kyle Walker looks like Omed Djalilli or whatever he's called.

Hate the way you always see Liverpool tops in the Everton end and vice versa in this 'derby'

Yeah i don't really get that. How the fuck do any of them get away with it? Bizarre. Cant even begin to imagine what would happen if someone did that at any other derby in the country.