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I'd have not been able to sleep for weeks if we were playing Spurs in the final, at least I'm going with no expectations in this case

Hypothetically, if you were offered the chance for this match to just go straight to penalties and not play the rest of the game ,would you take it?

When was that?

Keepers next year only get 8 seconds to release the ball otherwise the ref gives the opposition a corner

My Benitez one would have been the 2-1 win against Man City

What's the best "tactical masterclass" game you've ever seen from a Newcastle manager?

Sunderland on Sky tonight

He started the last cup game

He's really slow

God gave him all the technical ability in the world and countered it by putting an invisible lorry on his back whenever he tries to run

Savage is unbearable

"So Eddie, tough game tonight where you didn't have a shot on target against the runaway league leaders, can you tell us why John Ruddy was on the bench tonight?"

I have a real irrational hatred for Bobby Decordova Reid and Jordan Ayew for stealing a living for being the most boring attackers around.

We've got Darren Fletcher and Roobie Savage which is just as bad

The defence and crowd have absolutely no confidence in him. I'm not sure what we're gaining playing him at the moment

It was Tonali's error for the second I thought. Salah doesn't do any tracking back at all so it's near enough impossible for the left back to get any joy going forward. Hall is naturally an attack minded 20 year old left back playing in his first full season in the Prem. He handled Salah pretty well I thought

I think it was mainly @KaKa saying he was a poor match for Salah

Think we've missed the boat on both of them unless we can spare £100mil

Surprised at the criticism of Hall, thought he played as well as anyone could have against the best player in the league

Arteta sticking with Merino up front is pretty funny. They can't score for toffee

That kick straight to Salah man

Haaland

Hilariously bad goal to concede

Wilson does have one i