joeyt

His nickname is apparently 'The Computer' which is up there with one of the worst nicknames I can remember

Brighton have signed Enock Mwepu from Salzburg for about £20mil

Americans

No thanks

Could see him joining Spurs or West Ham and would be good to see Pjanic on the streets of London

It was the Greece comparison, that we've not played anyone decent yet and the fact that we weren't still attacking at 4 goals up which were the strangest takes

I know it's just a bit of harmless fun but I can't stand the It's Coming Home stuff that's started the last few years espeically people who don't like football usually

He's good on FM

If only we'd been more exciting like France and surrendered a two goal lead and got knocked out in the round of 16

You said we haven't had a proper test and we're doing a Greece ffs

You've got a horrid understanding of football if you think we should have continued to exert needless energy when we were four fucking goals up

If only we had Ronny Deila or Bob Bradley in charge

What do you think the Steves are thinking right now

"We woz off our seats"

Chuffed for the Danes

Disappointing we aren't going to see any more Good Times by Schick

Feels like a West Ham signing

Schick seems a really tidy footballer