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"Alexander Isak scored his first Premier League goal this weekend, do you think the roof will be raised when Yoann Wissa scores his first goal for Newcastle?"

He's been injured for ages

Just watching the pre match presser and Lee Ryder really is thick as mince You can see Eddie just biting his tongue every question he asks

Why are people dropping Bruno

I hadn't realised that the Marseille ultras hate each other which contributes to the atmosphere. The "indigenous" French Marseille fans don't like the North African Marseille fans so they sit at opposite ends of the stadium and try to out do each other Maybe we need to do that. East End Mags vs West End Mags

Caption competition

He gives me Bradley Cooper vibes for some reason with his mannerisms

No chance Bruno doesn't start

Delighted we got him instead of Strand Larsen

Thought there might have been a check for offside on Enzo there

Can't stand Joao Pedro

Yes you Caicedo, who else is it going to be

He'll be back for our game will he?

That's a red

Taylor always goes from one extreme to another. I remember a game a few years ago where he got the record for most yellows and it wasn't even a bad tempered game. And yet he's reffed our games before and doesn't blow for any fouls

3 yellows in 12 mins

Do we want him to score against Sunderland on Wednesday?

Oh Osula of course

Stat there we've openly had 1 goal score from a sub this season Can't think which one that was?

Palace have been abysmal this half

Nice finish tbf

Salah dropped