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Warnock must be the least media trained pundit Sky have ever had

Villa 1-1 Arsenal Bournemouth 0-1 Chelsea Everton 1-0 Forest Man City 2-0 Sunderland Newcastle 1-0 Burnley Spurs 2-1 Brentford Leeds 0-2 Liverpool Brighton 2-0 West Ham Fulham 1-1 Palace Wolves 0-1 Man United

Hall

Ok I'll throw together an English XI for people to shoot at or create a non-english one to counteract it Pope Trippier Woodgate Burn Livramento Lee Waddle Gazza Beardsley Cole Shearer

If you did a Newcastle United Best XI (English players only) vs Newcastle United Best XI (non- English players) who would win?

Apologies if posted elsewhere https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvgj8j1gv0go Newcastle want to be 'top club in world' by 2030

Leeds 3-1

Brennan Johnson is absolutely abysmal every time I see him

Definitely think he'd look better with someone who can stretch defences and give him more space to work his magic At the moment he's being asked to press but also come short and go long and he doesn't have the legs to do that

You've not met TBG before have you

Not his fault but he's pretty slow off the mark so unless the ball is hit directly to him he's going to struggle to stretch defences

Thought our set pieces were dreadful last night and we were guilty of completely overthinking them We know Spurs and their keeper can't defend corners yet the set pieces were constantly under and overhit

Bruno benched

Too much optimism in here Ramsdale red and we've got Ruddy in goal for the derby

It would probably be unpopular and unfashionable but I could see us being linked with Neco Williams from Forest

Justice for Mike Bassett

There was rumours of a buy back clause in the summer

Bournemouth 2-0 Everton Fulham 0- 2 Man City Newcastle 2 - 0 Spurs Arsenal 2 - 0 Brentford Brighton 1 -1 Villa Burnley 1 - 1 Palace Wolves 0 - 1 Forest Leeds 0- 2 Chelsea Liverpool 2 - 0 Sunderland Man United 1 - 0 West Ham

Basically need a better version of Manquillo

His other question was asking if Wissa is going to be out longer than his projected return date and Eddie had to ask him which date he was referring to

I think in his head he thought he might get a headline from Eddie mentioning Isak in the least subtle way ever

"Alexander Isak scored his first Premier League goal this weekend, do you think the roof will be raised when Yoann Wissa scores his first goal for Newcastle?"