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Apart from that completely brainfart of a freekick at the end, thought he was Mr Reliable as usual

He's really arrogant too which makes it even worse

Alopecia isn't it? He can't exactly help it

Russell Martin looks like he should be in The Courteeners

Pawson impressively dreadful for both teams Giving us a free kick at the end when Bruno went down was laughable

Barnes and Willock two canny players to bring off the bench Still scarred by last season and seeing a bunch of kids on the bench every week

Pretty sure he's never scored a goal in professional football

Definitely won a Phil Neville lookalike competition in the past

Allison is only 31, plenty of years left for him to still be number 1 Or are they expecting to sell him to Saudi next season

Ah cheers, didn't realise that

Ipswich and Liverpool both released their starting XIs more than an hour before kick off Not sure if that's going to become a thing this season

Chilwell told he can leave Chelsea

Great shout

Every time

Honking game to start the Barclays season

I think they sold him to Villarreal for some reason

Waving an imaginary yellow card is obviously a booking? Not sure why people are so surprised at that

Would have been a class goal by Tete

Not sure how that is 4 2 4 mind

They've potentially got a few options if they need to sell with Guehi, Eze and Anderson attracting bids. Hell if they needed money they could probably offer Wharton up for more than £50mil and they'd have suitors

How can something be imminent without agreeing a fee