Jill

Such a limp half. Thank fuck the season is nearly over.

Feels weird to have enjoyed it so far.

I like Osula’s bigger hair.

Give me fucking strength.

Hope we’ve saved the script for post-match comments from every other time this has happened.

This has got Sunday nap written all over it.

Left the house far too friggin early now I'm pacing at the bus stop like a weirdo.

Gulp. I woke up with my black and white cat squashing me almost to death so I'm taking that as a good sign.

Going to this and I am going to spend all of the time between now and then manifesting positive vibes.

Wellllll. Have I missed much

I'm making a sacrifice for you all - this clashes with my usual AA meeting so I won’t be watching live. I'm certain this will guarantee it’s a good one.

Phew.

Taking the piss with that stopped clock like.

That was so weirdly casual.

Why is the commentary just a fella muttering away to himself.

Cock piss penalty. How very Newcastle. Onto the next one.

I'm a bit more up for this now I’ve just passed through all their fans on hippy green. Can't wait to have my hopes dashed.

Osula's accent is great

Just tried it for about 30 seconds. Couldn't bear everyone's speeds popping up on the screen, it's too much for my small mind.

Granted I found the first half boring but now that we've hit chaos time I'd like the boring bit back please.

Well prime is very far behind Flashscore.

Obviously got home just in time for that.

I was late getting out of work so I missed the first two goals, saw another two on my phone while in Sainsburys then one on the bus. Nailed on to be a shite second half when I can finally settle down to enjoy.

Ffs.

God that win feels good. Shafted by the officials and still smashed it.