Jill

I'll give them the option, we aren't a very outgoing bunch so a whole bunch of radge NO people might not appeal.

I'd potentially be a +2 so I will probably just catch up with you all earlier in the day. Downside of getting my family invested is I do have to consider them.

I've watched most of it standing up and pacing so far.

Prepared for this by childishly writing on the fridge while I made a bolognese.

I'm not feeling anywhere near as excited and confident about this as I was immediately after the first leg.

I watch every week. There's something about watching a Newcastle team limp to a hearty defeat that's like a weird masochistic comfort blanket. I'm always expecting it to arrive at some stage.

This is the Newcastle I'm used to seeing.

Can't even be angry. Well deserved and an excellent goal.

Sloppy as fuck that.

Think my cat jumped a couple of feet in the air when I celebrated.

Got a ticket for this now. I need to dig out some thermals.

Get in. Off you fuck you minging bastards.

Great result. The second half was an unpleasant watch but I've seen too many games where we've either thrown it away or been the team with possession but no end product to pick fault.

I am not enjoying myself.

So impressed with Murphy at the minute. I love to see it.

Fucking whoop!!

Some result but my word we don't make it too enjoyable.

Got a ticket for this now. Love a Boxing Day match.

We'll probably win because I nearly added a ticket to my basket but checked my bank balance and begrudgingly thought I'd better feed the family for the week instead.

Well that was unexpected.

Turns out the mature content warning was actually for the orgasmic commentary.

I can only assume Prime gave me a mature content warning on account of the incoming shafting.

I'm off work for the next two days so one would think my mood going into this evening would be extremely content. Enter this fixture to ruin it all.

Cack. Absolutely cack. Although I did enjoy my first "safe standing" experience.