Jill

I'm genuinely really pleased for him, the daft oaf.

Weeeeeellllll.... well it's the Big Sho.

Love mildly radge Shearer.

Shut the thread man ffs.

What he said.

Gonna be Jirllo when I'm 90.

Unmentioned massive quid on Italy to win. Was my only budget and not even worth posting.

Pirlo can fuck the fuck off, really. Also Immobile.

Oh well back down to earth. Don't think it was ever happening for us tonight, realistically.

Massive forehead, wnb.

I can gnocchi take much more of this.

Gonna be fucking devastated when the dud game finally arrives.

Spent the last half of the season hating football Told myself I don't give a stuff about England World Cup started World Cup is mint England are mint for a bit but it goes wrong I can't take it man.

Knew I should've stuck in at football. You got any of those bottles of Cider left, Jill? Just opened the second out of four. It doesn't seem to be working.

Knew I should've stuck in at football.

Thought all the asterisks were for the n word. You know, that other n word. This one is almost as bad. Careful now, I've already done a watermelon joke and I do have a conscience somewhere in there.

Stop mentioning N*******e please, I'm enjoying football.

He's 'aving 'oops.

As if Guv the bairn has become the miserable old granda of the forum. And as if I thought this would be a dud of a match.

Thank fuck for that. Nervy end there, but we've done ok so far.

Need half time to bring my heart rate down.

Fucking love twitter/facebook. SHIT BOLLOCKS SHIITTEE MAN / YESSSSS GETTIN STURRIDGE! Rollercoaster

BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS NEVILLE NEVILLE

Shall we send the Samaritans around for Neville? He sounds bang on the edge.

make it count ffs