Spent the last half of the season hating football
Told myself I don't give a stuff about England
World Cup started
World Cup is mint
England are mint for a bit but it goes wrong
I can't take it man.
Knew I should've stuck in at football.
You got any of those bottles of Cider left, Jill?
Just opened the second out of four. It doesn't seem to be working.
Thought all the asterisks were for the n word. You know, that other n word. This one is almost as bad.
Careful now, I've already done a watermelon joke and I do have a conscience somewhere in there.