Jill

You're quite in love with Hertha since having been there, really. Definitely my adopted second team.

Ramos FGS & Hertha BSC 3-0 - £1 @ 30/1

Voted win, for a laugh. I don't think my sense of humour is functioning properly.

GW 28 Everton 2-1 West Ham Fulham 0-2 Chelsea Hull 0-1 Newcastle Stoke 1-2 Arsenal Southampton 0-2 Liverpool A.Villa 1-1 Norwich Swansea 1-2 C.Palace Tottenham 2-0 Cardiff

Got Luton as well, but in with Kidderminster (also winning), Newport (0-0) and Fleetwood (losing 1-0).

Ramos.

Someone near me started criticising people for applauding Gouffran "just for running". Williamson's Bobby Moore moment.

I had a dream last night that I was attending a Newcastle legends charity match at SJP but instead of actual legends it was fans playing their parts. Poyet was in the opposition, who ended up 3-0 up before too long. The linesman kept giving decisions to the opposition because his shoes were slippy so he kept falling over and having to guess which way to give it. I went down for a wee during the second half and got asked by a member of the coaching staff to come on as Solano. I look like my avatar so you can see the likeness there... when I got on the pitch I managed to score after 7 successive shots at an open goal (including one that rebounded off the line ), only to realise mid-celebration that the opposition were just standing around chatting and had given up on the match.

Derby, Leicester, Walsall, Scunthorpe - £1.93

GW27 Chelsea 2-1 Everton Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland Cardiff 2-2 Hull Man City 3-1 Stoke West Brom 1-0 Fulham West Ham 1-1 Southampton C Palace 0-1 Man Utd Liverpool 3-0 Swansea Newcastle 1-0 A Villa Norwich 0-2 Tottenham

This. Dreadful.

Sniffed some glue and voted 'win'.

I was desperately hoping we'd find a reason to call this off.

Everton & Liverpool double.

Mostly looking forward to a happy hour pizza, a few pints and a catch up with mates. Dreading the sitting in the cold watching football part.

4-5lbs overweight, sounds like he just needs a big dump.

I think I've had a mare the last few rounds. GW26: Cardiff 1-0 Aston Villa Hull 1-1 Southampton West Ham 1-0 Norwich West Brom 0-1 Chelsea Arsenal 2-1 Man Utd Everton 1-0 Crystal Palace Man City 3-0 Sunderland Newcastle 0-2 Tottenham Stoke 1-1 Swansea Fulham 0-2 Liverpool

Spurs & Schalke double, just a few quid.

NPW FFS.

Well, that just about rounds off the most tragic Saturday night I've had in a while.

Poll not ordered to look like a penis.

This might be a stupid question, why do you scan barcodes before getting rid of them? Gives you the price they're worth doesn't it ? 71p for the Poseidon Adventure is good business.

Spent the first half scanning barcodes to get shot of old CDs and DVDs. I didn't realise it was possible to actually enjoy Saturday afternoons.

The other match I was going to go to has been postponed.

Anyone fancy Ikea?