Jill

Good stuff.

Took the words right out from under my fingers (which are uninjured, incidentally).

Best and Ranger both scored and the board hasn't crashed yet.

Woo!!

Fucking hell man, I went to Tesco and Leon Best scored?! It's going to be a long season.

One of the commentators sounds like Ray Carling from Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes.

It's basically just 2 blokes chatting about random shit while a football match goes on in the background.

Arguing where Ashby-de-la-Zouch is on the radio man.

Scorers, anyone?

Tall with Dark hair, bit of an acne ravaged face? He works at Amaci's. Aye that rings a bell. He gave me a slightly weird look the other day, then I realised I was staring.

Keep seeing a young lad wearing a load of training kit walking up Station Road in Forest Hall every Thursday. No idea if he's one of the bairns though or just some random.

Have fun lads I would come and watch but to be perfectly honest I don't think I can be bothered. Or afford the metro fare.

Me too. My dad would always pick one up later on after the match and I was always amazed that it had all the final scores in. Quality paper.

As did I. Nearly blurted out "EEEE IS THAT IAN RUSH!". Nearly.

Really like that Reading one.

I hope so.

Poor, but it filled some of the summer. Also, there are very few year-round football fans in my office so it was nice to have some football chat, even if most of it was bollocks.

£2.78 on this (returns £18.53)

First game I go to. Usually the first home game. Nothing like supping on a pre-match pint to calm the nerves and catching up with matchday buddies for the first time in a new season.

People on the pitch

I chuckled.

Anywhere from 14th downwards. I've really got no clue.

For once a team that I want to win.. are winning!

Animals with really human names always makes me laugh Me too. Me too. Had a cat called John. I had a goldfish called Jonathan. That's not an animal, it's a dirty dirty fish. Fishes with human names are LAME. It was fucking lame. It only lived 10 days. Did you win it at the Hoppings? Them ones always seem to die about five minutes after you get them home. No, I got it and all the stuff from some stupid pet shop. Floated upside down for a day then died, and I decided I wasn't a pet person. The stuff's never been used since. My mam probably still has the tank somewhere.