Jill

I actually don't mind the back of it too much. It's the front and especially that sponsor that's offensive to my eyes.

Andy Gray's glances at the camera man. David fucking Brent.

I'd love a draw. Think we can give them a canny game.

Carroll was a total beast. Hope it continues, he could have a great season.

17th, staying up!

Can't grumble too much, quite a few mistakes here and there but we didn't do too horrendously overall.

Phew.

I don't know why, but I find the description of a footballer as 'rank' really amusing.

Bastard.

Aye, still can't shake the feeling that we'll concede another 3 very late on though.

Shola to reproduce "that" hattrick please.

I've got 2 slices of toast with Flora Light. Wish I had some jam.

Not time for a snack at all, Jill? Actually don't try it in a game like this. Fancying some toast, actually. Shall I go for it?

I might grow a tash.

Howay Big AC. Get yourself a goal or two. Or three, even.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,70863.0.html

Get off the fucking fence and express an opinion.

Hope we've at least lubed up.

Had genuinely forgotten he was playing. That's when he normally scores. Aye true, in your own time Kevin. WTF is Jonas doing.. oh yeah, nowt.

Had genuinely forgotten he was playing.

What the fuck was Jonas doing.

And so it begins.

Our fans in decent form today.

FFS man Perch.