Jill

Finally someone (Gerrard) responded to my constant cries of HAVE A DIG SON!

We are cack.

Yeah, change scares me. Hoping to see the 2 lads I know at the game blowing on some horns.

Fully expect to see him gluing down coconuts at the Hoppings next week.

:lol: How did I miss that.

I scored 2 goals in my football career as far as I can remember. One tap in consolation goal (got beat 4-2) and one where I played lone striker, megged the keeper and we won 1-0. So probably the latter.

In all the excitement of the World Cup I didn't even notice there were now some official pictures. That training gear is awful. Mind, the strips aren't much better. All looks tacky as fuck. Not that I was going to buy it anyway.

£2 Terry to score anytime £1 England 3-0 Can't even be bothered with decent size bets anymore. I'm getting nowhere.

Psyched for this now.

Great video, btw. The process is un-fucking-believable. Awesome. Yep.

Someone on Facebook just posted about that, had forgotten about it.. Mint.

Marcelino; never fucking play and I don't like breaking a fingernail.

Massive LOL. Get in Mexico!

Perhaps they mean "home" fixture? Nope, I checked the date of her wedding. :-[ Poor lass has had nowt but stick.

He's the least of my worries this season. Couldn't give a fuck.

You should reply: Because you are an inconsiderate twat, and even if people turn up they are going to hate you and celebrate your pending divorce. I was going to comment, but stopped myself as it's just someone random from school so don't really wish to get into a battle.

Someone on my Facebook: "why does the first newcastle fixture of the season have to be on MY wedding day?! Grr!" How inconvenient of the Premier League season to start that day.

FFS man. New that would happen. EDIT.. and yet despite having time to prepare, I still couldn't spell my post right.

£2.50 on Argentina & Nigeria. When this invariably goes tits up I'm going to start clicking on bets at random.

I had £5 on Spain, £2 on Spain -1 and £1 on Switzerland DNB. Thank fuck I panicked and put the last one on.

Howay Drogba lad.

Class.