Jill

I had £5 on Spain, £2 on Spain -1 and £1 on Switzerland DNB. Thank fuck I panicked and put the last one on.

Howay Drogba lad.

Class.

The Chris Moyles alternative commentary is terrible but his jingles drown out the vuvuzelas.

Yes, someone needs to sacrifice themself for the greater good of mankind. I know someone who's off to the World Cup today. Might get him to take one for the team.

This may have changed my opinion on the vuvuzela. I can no longer hear one without laughing at it myself.

This. What I don't understand is, how the fuck do so many people think they're fun and not at all annoying and thus insist on blowing on them non stop. Cunts. Yep. Surely you'd think.. hang on a second, this sounds fucking shite.

I can't help but think the noise of them will still be reverberating in my ears long after the WC has finished. Like tinnitus.

£2.60 on Italy & Holland.

Haha great one. Always thought Toby looked a bit like the love child of Lee Bowyer & Gary Megson too.

Well done lads.

3 goals

Germany are like.. incredible.

Floodgates about to open. Hope so.

My boss got Spain. I got Paraguay.

Brilliant.

£3 on Germany

Stalker.

You're a bastard you like.

Oh yay. I can post now.

Crkey. Edit.. crkey indeed.

Ehhh suddenly I can get on Paddy Power at work. England 2-0 USA (money back if Rooney scores) - £2 Mexico - £1

Can't check as I can't get on betting sites at work (this is a new thing ) but I think the ones I put on last night were.. Uruguay DNB Greece/Argentina/England Decided not to have many big bets as I can't afford to.