Jill

He's no worse than some of the defenders currently playing Premier League football evey week. He's not superb but he'll do for the time being. Sort of a tall Andy O'Brien. He'll do ok.

First two goals were good, Lovenkrands looks fucking hot too.

Done, they've got every other pitch lines on the pitch, it's like a schools indoor sports hall. You don't know which line is for which sport. I hated those. Me too. Many a badminton game was ruined by them.. "THAT WAS OUT!" "NO IT WASN'T MAN!" "IT'S THE BLUE LINES" "OH..SHIT".

Which bus were you on? Spring Gardens? Coz it must have been same lad that was sitting two seats infront of me on the bus aye. The bairn looked white as a sheet when he got on the bus, pleased he got a bit more colour in his cheeks by the time we got back. His dad was saying he was walking along and he saw something fly past and then the bairn was covered with blood. Poor bairn. s**** that like, hope the bairn's ok. Aye it was a pi** take like. I was getting really annoyed. I was looking out the window and i saw his dad walking with him and his son with a bandage on his head and i was fuming. The police were really poor today tbh. They were last season too, I saw an old boy bleeding and people were trying to get the police to go over and help, and they just stood there like lemons doing fuck all.

Which bus were you on? Spring Gardens? Coz it must have been same lad that was sitting two seats infront of me on the bus aye. The bairn looked white as a sheet when he got on the bus, pleased he got a bit more colour in his cheeks by the time we got back. His dad was saying he was walking along and he saw something fly past and then the bairn was covered with blood. Poor bairn. Shite that like, hope the bairn's ok.

Neg. Don't. Look what it did to Matty Pattison. Wash it more often then.

Get.A.Fucking.HAIRCUT.

If only.

Happy enough with a point.

Gateshead.

Leon Worst to equalise in the 93rd minute.

Time for an unlikely hero to step up and make it 2-2.

Fuckety fuck.

Hopefully Butt will inject some pace into the game.

Need a twatting goal man.

Any dip for those Doritos?

We are dogshit.

Thank fuck for that Harper.

Kinellman.

Colo

I'm gonna stalk Carroll with a pair of scissors and cut that fucking hair off myself.

It's never been on. This one is someone else's fault. Double Decker? Pom Bears? Make a change ffs! I can do Double Decker/Wispa/mini can of Coke/shot of gin.. erm... those are probably my only options. Oh, but I have changed out of my red & white socks.