Jill

Remind me for the next few weeks not to slag off other teams for being spawny gets.

Blatantly gonna concede again here.

Great header.

Get the flying fuck in you useless sack of cunts!!!

I quite agree. I was just about to say it tbh Some swedish cursing there. Had to do it. Herdy Gerdy Lerd chicky chicky Birdy. Mok mok mok. Hej snyggings.

It's obvious that we'd fuck it up. I was emailing a very decent Derby fan on Wednesday and he seemed to think we'd go up with no bother. I mentioned avoiding the playoffs, and he said there was nothing like seeing your team promoted at Wembley. To which I replied that would clearly not happen for us.

I quite agree.

Nolan is just dreadful. Fucking hopeless.

I blame these shitheads for the hangover I'll have tomorrow for Chinese New Year.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE POM BEARS!!!! I will never forgive myself.

Fuck this, I'm going to have a wispa.

Good goal, and we thoroughly deserve to be 1-0 down.

FFS man.

^ What he said. Fucking hell man.

Team talk: Tell the team they only need to find one goal! *Confirm* + 1

Watching The Office (US) to cheer myself up. We've been utter dogshit so far, only small consolation is that they haven't nicked a goal yet.

Lulling them into a false sense of security? Next we'll let them go 2-0 up, just so they think they're safe.

Why are we just letting them fart on with the ball?

Fucking Smith.

Good lord, we are awful.

Dreadful.

Phew, almost forgot to turn off the notifying of new replies when posting.

As usual they've found our most depressed looking fans to focus on.

Skint until payday so: £1 Newcastle (draw no bet) £1 Newcastle 2-1

I forgot to buy Pom Bears. :frantic: