Jill

Snigger @ offside.

GTFI you charv motherfucker.

I wonder if it's lucky for me to puke, I don't feel too great. too much wine? Not enough! I'm struggling.

I wonder if it's lucky for me to puke, I don't feel too great.

shuld have a dump, may be better. Don't need one. gary speed in yr avatar looks like he's taking a dump, dunno about anyone else but i always thought gary speed ran around like he crapped his pants, just go on youtube and watch him, its uncanny. Do not speak ill of Mr Speed! He runs beautifully, like a gazelle.

shuld have a dump, may be better. Don't need one.

I'm off for a wee to see if we score.

My piss is well and truly boiled at this.

I'm warning you now, I've got no lucky snacks. Had a mushroom stir fry for my tea and I feel sick as fuck. Hopefully I have lucky cheap wine.

Fucking hell, if any of them had him down as a role model before this weekend society has some major fucking problems. I was trying to grow my hair just like his.

Startled. Can totally see him with the rabbit in the headlights look.

Raw, core, chore, sore, more, law, door. He's young, he's raw, he'll hit you in the jaw, Andy Carroll, Andy Carroll.

Time for a new song? What rhymes with jaw?

Surprise attack? Dirty Ric Flair-like tactics? surely only if he had a folding metal chair to thwack him round the back of the head with while Staylor was bigging himself up to a crowd of physio's... WWNUFC...a new Sky 1 series in the making Disappointed if he didn't slam him through the Spanish announce table tbh.

It's still a cuntish thing for Carroll to do. Once a radgie, always a radgie... for your avatar Been watching it loads recently. And rightly so. Mose.

I also have money on Odd based on this thread.. but only £3.

This.

I agree with that 100%! What is going in with his accent, He sounds Danish then all of a sudden he will sound like Andy Gray of Skysports fame, On top of that you start getting a wee bit of geordie in there as well!!! His accent is adorable.

Fucking hell.

^What he said.

GAAAYYY :aww:

Liking him more and more each game. Could become a cracking player. Cute too.

Pretty sure it is, 13 in the league and 2 in the cup against West Brom iirc. Yup: http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/D1/leadsc.html

Samesies.

Creepy, about 10 seconds before I read this Himself asked me to confirm how to spell Carroll and I told him Car - roll.