Jill

Colo's on the fiddle here like, or just shit.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,96477.msg5413567.html#msg5413567 Next up I'm doing the lottery numbers.

I won a bet.

McManaman needs to be a smiley.

Linesman

I'd just said "this is always where we concede".... apparently not.

I raised a solid fist into the air. That's an improvement on recent efforts.

That's not Nice.

Right when I was slagging off his terrible touch a moment before.

A GOAL

Was it only 5?

This game was only picked for TV on the off chance we'd see another headbutt. Still don't trust Carver not to oblige.

If they'd scored there it might've stopped.

How was that not in?

Literally the most exciting moment I had when I went to Hull was noticing the Land Registry building.

We're thoroughly clueless.

Howay then lads. Don't ruin my weekend day hour.

Reckon Sammy scores today.

Team seems alright. Not looking forward to our super subs though.

There is a fantastic meme opportunity here.. Can see him with a cup of beans. Please, someone. I need cheering up.

Ipswich, Bradford, Preston, Leyton Orient, Oldham - £2

New cost-cutting measure. Merge two players into one, half the wages.

This happened.

Yawn.