Jill

Still here then?

Course, but I'll still find a way to wipe my arse with his face. Good grief. Sorry, that was beyond my usual level of vulgarity.

Course, but I'll still find a way to wipe my arse with his face.

I'd have got out and fucking walked. I did but I was 10ft from my door at that point. Really hope he was just a trolling bastard.

Taxi driver was happy with Pardew I tried to shortchange the driver but wor lad coughed up. Uuurrgghh I hate people.

I've died at least 54 times 25% battery

Spewy McFuckThis

Not with my record!

So much puke in my mouth.

Golfy man wtf

You're all wankers if this is lies. If not, group huuuuuggs!

He can leave to go to the shops for all I care as long as he doesn't fucking come back.

Fully expect the news to be confirmed as my fucking battery dies.

Images of a 16 year contract being slowly slid across a table. Omg I'm about to vom.

Me too. (Dave where is she)

It's the hope that kills you.

Wat is this I don't even

Perez

Everton are dump.

I was desperately hoping for a massive snow storm in the hope it'd be called off.

My mate was just saying bet365 lost 12 million just on football. Lukaku anytime. Not sure what else to go for, doubt I'll have anything else on our game.

Yeah. You can see there's some ability there, but he needs to calm down a bit. There's often a bit of a manic quality about him which affects his judgement. It doesn't help that he's constantly in a position of feeling the need to prove himself. He needs to find a settled place at a club and push on from there. That's just his face. http://i.imgur.com/pSku6.jpg

SOOPA DOOPA SUNDAY

Everton are rubbish at the moment from what I've seen of them but we'll manage to make them look world class. Lukaku is sure to score if he's involved.