Jill

FFS. At least the wine's already in the fridge.

Sun as well That's no help.

Why the Daily Mail? I don't trust them.

Well on the bright side, as it seems nowt is happening today at least this can remain one of my few alcohol-free days over the festive period.

Don't anyone answer this in case Mike pops on here for ideas and only reads the one name.

Any fresh news from their end this morning? Doesn't seem to be. They generally seem keen on Super Al though.

There are some hilarious comments on the cpfc.org forums.

Still here then?

Course, but I'll still find a way to wipe my arse with his face. Good grief. Sorry, that was beyond my usual level of vulgarity.

Course, but I'll still find a way to wipe my arse with his face.

I'd have got out and fucking walked. I did but I was 10ft from my door at that point. Really hope he was just a trolling bastard.

Taxi driver was happy with Pardew I tried to shortchange the driver but wor lad coughed up. Uuurrgghh I hate people.

I've died at least 54 times 25% battery

Spewy McFuckThis

Not with my record!

So much puke in my mouth.

Golfy man wtf

You're all wankers if this is lies. If not, group huuuuuggs!

He can leave to go to the shops for all I care as long as he doesn't fucking come back.

Fully expect the news to be confirmed as my fucking battery dies.

Images of a 16 year contract being slowly slid across a table. Omg I'm about to vom.

Me too. (Dave where is she)

It's the hope that kills you.

Wat is this I don't even

Perez