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Gameweek 32 Swansea v Everton Southampton v Hull Sunderland v Crystal Palace Tottenham v Aston Villa West Brom v Leicester West Ham v Stoke Burnley v Arsenal QPR v Chelsea Man Utd v Man City Liverpool v Newcastle

Nervous now.

Been awake since 5.30am. It's already been a long day.

New page Kanker.

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Thank fuck it isn't. It's bad enough having my Easter Sunday ruined without having to deal with the rage and shame today as well.

I think it's more the fact that it's just not quite as offensively shit as the last few. Which, in fairness, would also apply if the leaked photos showed a black binliner with tippex stripes.

That grey one should be a keeper top. They're not as hideous as anticipated, still pretty poor though.

What counts as April food? Lamb?

I'd given it some consideration but can see it being even more grim than usual, given the following day is a bank holiday. Going round a mate's instead, the mongs will be out in force with it being a later kick off and a bank holiday.

Got £2 on the two Irelands, can cash out for £4.20 at the moment but I'll see how it goes after kick off. Not particularly confident.

That would be incredibly tragic.

It is, aye. Usually looked a tad neater than that but basically a bunch of circles.

Gameweek 31 Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool Everton 2-2 Southampton Leicester 1-2 West Ham Man Utd 2-0 Aston Villa Swansea 1-1 Hull West Brom 0-0 QPR Chelsea 2-1 Stoke Burnley 1-2 Spurs Sunderland 1-1 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-3 Man City Aston Villa 2-1 QPR

I don't even want to think about this.

Apparently I put Liverpool Man U BTTS on when I was drunk last night.

What goes on with that sending off?!

FWIW if anyone is ever considering it, Berlin ice hockey is a good night out as well.

I'm with Ian here Double Decker needs a hot drink in this situation I'm trying not to spend any extra money here man, times are hard. And if I take a flask I've officially turned into my dad.

Nah that's just as bad. I can stomach hot chocolate or bovril, but refuse to pay for them at the match.

Goes much better with a tea IMO. Tea's awful though.

Tomorrow I'm mostly looking forward to the pepsi max & double decker I have planned for half time.

Ostkurve or as close as you can get. I've been in Block 36.1 and another one close by and the atmosphere was great both times. Got those through Viagogo though so they were a bit overpriced. The opposite end is a "neutral" section, or at least it was when I was there in December, so I was sat amongst Bayern Munich fans, which wasn't fun.

MK Dons, Bradford, Shrewsbury, Southend & Sheffield United - £2.50 returns £29.75

Monkey Bar is the best bet. I'm sure Shearers/NINE show every home game as well. Cheers. Didn't realise the Monkey Bar had the gear. New manager came in not long before Christmas and brought the dodgy channels back in It's a canny enough bar as well. I know it's my regular pre-match bar. They discount the drinks when you display a season ticket etc. Just never knew they had the snidey channels. Do they? Bastards, I never knew that.