Jill

That header.

Same, only £1 on though.

West Ham 1-0 Crystal Palace Burnley 0-2 Swansea Man Utd 2-0 Sunderland Newcastle 1-1 Aston Villa Stoke 2-1 Hull West Brom 2-3 Southampton Liverpool 1-2 Man City Arsenal 3-1 Everton

If ever there was a time for Shearer to kick 7 bells out of someone, this is probably it.

Needs some Jim Ross.

I've just been sick in my mouth.

What a grim, wrinkly, lip-licking cunt he is. I don't have enough fridge magnets for that sentence.

Is there a :yawn: ? This then:

Fucking hell, nightmares await. :lol:

Sorry Bobby. http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/seance.jpg

Thought he must've died.

Can't we do Carver's pie total instead?

Silly, you missed 5 goals.

Ah that's canny sad.

He couldn't guess the wifi password to contact Sir Bob.

I wanted to write 'fat cunt' but I didn't have another F or T. I should really get another set of letters.

I know this is puerile but it's been there a few weeks now and I just can't think of anything more eloquent to write. http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/carver.jpg

considering the only what are maybe winnable fixtures between now and the end of april are villa and sunderland then yes I'd say theres a reasonable chance Really think Carvdew will be any more successful at beating the mackems? Doesn't matter, he'll be in an Easter egg coma by kick off anyway.

In my head I keep thinking "Mengele" Might finally watch Boys from Brazil instead of this.

I'll be amazed if this doesn't end 10+

I put a load of washing in a little while ago so I'll hang that up. That put another load in.

That was a quick bath, unless you're cooking your tea while in the bath. Yeah I'm not good at spending ages in the bath. I get bored easily.

Walked into the house, saw the penalty, went in the bath. Making my tea now.