Super Duper Branko Strupar

At least Neville is bringing the correct tone

Fuck off with Sweet Caroline

Slovakia should feel really hard done by. They've been better than us in pretty much every area

If Southgate smiles and is at all positive post match I'm off to Germany tonight to slap his shit face

I didn't like Southgate as manager before this game. I think I actively hate him now

It's the set up and general instruction which means we revert to it, rather than it just being the players.

That's annoyed me more than it has made me happy. I'm not listening to him (Southgate) post match if we make it through

So fucking lucky.

Get Gordon on now you stupid teethy cunt

Very lucky cunt

This is fucking ridiculous

Eze is clearly good, but if he gets on ahead of Gordon I'm going to lose my shit

Southgate is clearly Sunak's campaign manager as well.

Fuck me

Poor from Foden like

Thats off.

Was the on?!

That kid in the bucket hat I know them feels

Get Graeme Jones on Facetime

Slovakia trying forward runs and forward passes. Mugs.

There we go

How do we make the England game a better spectacle? Lets sing the National Anthem!

You cant complain about that, Jude

ITV asking what we can gauge from the atmosphere in the stadium. An hour and 20 minutes before kick off.

Douglas Luiz and Alisha Lehmann.