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He's kicking about on whatsapp group but aye his account looks deleted. @Yorkie might know.

He'll do.

I dont think Ive celebrated a win more than this game. It was visceral watching it and I still remember that feeling now. 5-0 against Man Utd was obviously amazing, 7-1 against Spurs similar, but this was so engrossing. Has to be best for me. Tino's hat trick against Barcelona is another I still get feels from thinking about it. That 2nd header from Gillespie's cross, man.

Nah thats perfect speed. Good sign in a defender imo: Calm, considered, thoughtful. Ive just decided the fact he talks slow means he's absolutely fucking mint.

Dont think they had a choice tbf. They could do with a bit of a rebuild. If that means getting really good money for their star players now it should help them in the long run as long as they get their recruitment right obviously. Big summer for them.

Settle down, Stan.

I'm guessing that's his extended family in his insta pictures. Thats mint he's got them all there and in the pictures, clearly not been certain about his move here then eh

T-t-t-t-t-t tasty tasty

So Sven are you hoping to play your way in to the world cup in Qatar? "Yeah I'm not doing panto this year, so..."

I'd love it if it was actually Shaun Williamson who's rocked up instead of Botman and he's just playing the whole thing straight bat. Speaks to Howe, signs the paperwork, does the photos in St James and the interview on NUFCTV. "Yeah Im really happy to be here and I wish all the best to Lille. Janiiine!"

What would our next move be if this was true...?

I heard Ekitike has signed up to RTG and been calling Newcastle worse than shit. Said The Bridges had better shops than Eldon Square and Earl Grey tea was for pussies. Never liked his attitude, good riddance.

Hope youve been tinkering with your little ticker @Big River. Ready to wap it out when the opportunity arises.

Just offer 'Used in a squad rotation system' and jack up his wage.

We should be challenging the teams that will be playing in Europe for their European place. Leicester struggled and you'd guess could have a better season without european football, though Ive not heard anything about any players theyre after. We definitely want to be pushing West Ham. I'd want a serious challenge for 7th looking at last season's table and given next seasons commitments. Anything beyond that is just pure fantasy at this stage. Arsenal and Man Utd will strengthen and well, by the sounds, so there's absolutely no guarantees about their quality and form next year. A first teamer CM, another wing option and another forward option and I'll allow myself to think may be we could push higher.

Gagarin?

Aye was going to say maybe Petrov. Just seen him in my minds eye in a Bolton shirt too.

I really liked Elano too. None of the others made much impact I dont seem to recall.

Didnt/Dont you have a cricket team as well?

Who's that from?

Just waiting for the papal work to be signed off.

Fingers crossed. He is our weakest midfield player. In the interest of progression...

Shame his hard drive is quite clearly riddled.