Super Duper Branko Strupar

I subbed out Dennis and Lukaku for ASM and Ings... Dennis has done fuck all all year, Watford are shit, and rafa doesnt concede. So of course he gets a goal and 2 assists

If we didn't have Wilson we'd be screwed. If he starts most games a season there is zero excuse if you go down.

Fucking typical. Benteke, man.

My mate did the same. Transferred out Lukaku and Dennis this week for Ings and ASM. 3 up top with Antonio. Not much value up top this year so I'll use the money elsewhere.

You dont even need to rename the stadium to be able to benefit from it from a branding perspective. Its lazy. Just invest in the brand that is already there and align yourself with it. If you acheive that the effect is much stronger because it ends up containing so much more. The name doesnt matter, it's the association. History matters and I hope they consider that.

Brilliant

This is the best simile Ive ever experienced.

I mean, he's setting himself up for a fall here, like.

That's everything there, like. Unreal the disparity.

Awful decision to give that. If you look at that half a second or so in isolation he clips the back of his leg, but in the context of the whole move thats never a foul. Hate that decisions are decided on such a tiny window of time now.

Saka needs to improve his finishing, like. Arteta needs to get him doing dedicated shooting training. The amount of positions he gets himself in to he should be getting a lot more than he does. Think a lot of that is down to poor shot selection and decision making.

No.

Things okay at home, mate?

This is getting well out of hand, like. How does the age old story of 'shit manager gets pushed out by fans' get turned in to a national outcry of outrage. I dont understand. We said he was shit and some people mentioned cabbages because other fans have before and its objectively funny. We didnt murder his family.

Lovely finish from Maguire that

Lets fucking win, eh. Remember that?

Who wrote that? That's fucking unreal.

Feel like we're due some more of these now @Kasper...

Rolling in the Deep Fat Fryer

You'll have to do some episodes of "Mikky Nee Knees Tastes..." to try and whittle down the options. "So am in Portofino and this is the Pasta Arrabbiata. Fitting since the football team have just been taken over by Saudi Arabia. Ashley the cunt has gone. So, lets have a taste... Yeah... that's nice. Can taste the tomato. Decent pasta. Yeah"

Hull fans love him. Which is unsurprising if you've ever been to Hull. It's the Steve Bruce of UK towns.

Urgh, just read that. What a self involved narcissist. Always so hard done by. Nothings his fault. Youre fucking useless, mate. You get the feedback you deserve. Fuck off. Someone might need to be on Edwards watch. Make sure he cant get any electrical appliances in his bathroom