Super Duper Branko Strupar

Isak will have better offers than Liverpool in a years time if he wants to make that big move at nearly 27, which you'd understand if we've not won the treble by this point next year. Bonus for him he wont have to live in fucking Liverpool either.

He's staying and we're getting Ekitike too. They can have Mateta or someone else not as good.

He plays in Germany.

I'm just winding up Yorkie Geordie.

Just casually dropping our 55m winger for an extra CB.

You will. This is good news.

Touch my bum. This is life.

Building a nice collection of prime aged sellable assets now. Bleak way of looking at it of course, they're firstly fucking mint footballers. However, we're putting ourselves in a good position in the future to use the appreciation to kick on more.

Put Eddie in charge of transfers and walk round with your intimidatingly erect cock fully out in transfer circles.

Here fuck off man

He's gonna be fucking mint

That's clearly photoshopped. Miley is number 67.

Failed miserably

That and the extra e.

Such a mint track.

That joke was for you and you alone @r0cafella

Did you call him Hova?

We're Ekitike girls, we're Ekitike girls. You're Ekitike boys, you're Ekitike boys.

Hemp is quality, like.

Demolition

A sopping wet fanny, aye.

Get in. Got a deflection, 54. Harsh on the keeper.