Super Duper Branko Strupar

Gordon, man. Sublime.

Mstottie

Absolutely buzzing for Murphy. I'd rather have him coming on in this game than a new signing, personally.

Never a foul

He got the fucking ball man

Get in Jamaal

Get yasel a goal Elliot lad

For Tonali you'd reckon

Just on I reckon

Fuckers

Donnarumma squelching and he dives.

Geordie Sean!

Fuck me fucking sideways!

Calm down Bruno kid ffs

Big Dan fucking BURN!

Offside for what?

Gordon would go up top I'd reckon.

Starting to look juicy now.

That doesnt look good

Head injury for Fab. Give him 2.

Donnarumma struggling to get his piss wet shorts off his line.

I dread to think what my heart rate is right now

GET THE FUCK IIIN MIGGY!

The quality of our midfield 3 is going to be huge tonight I reckon. If they've got 4 behind our midfield we need to be controlling that area.

Get the fuck in Gordon lad.