Super Duper Branko Strupar

I'm only joshin. I barely come in this thread, just had to make that joke.

You post more about Sunderland than JK Rowling does about Trans women.

Wissa as backup would be unreal. He's blummin' good.

"He doesn't get paid to do a childish dance, he gets paid to play football. Embarrassing"

Shit hole

We're not sending him to Dignitas.

Sell Willock and we'll need 2.

Surely we'll see an exciting, youngish centre midfielder coming in to replace him. Exciting.

He'd give Leeds a chance of staying up imo. He's such a mint lad. Hope he kicks on.

Para bailar Elanga.

Was a fucking coup and a high in a time of desperate lows. Fucking thank you for coming here in the first place. Instrumental in our rise from the depths. Dedicated, classy, sexy. Top man.

The hilarity of being anti baldness in a footballer aside, he quite clearly shaves the rest off. Zidane just didnt shave his.

You are very welcome if you're not from Newcastle. We're not mean, there's just some right cunts on here.

Just a touch

This was always going to be the case. We're never going in to the season with 7 CMs for a start off, when one or both of those go, we'll be using the money raised to replace.

55m for Elanga is way too much for a player like him. We'd better pay whatever it takes or will be livid.

Think it was @Jaqen that mentioned to me recently the fact he looked quite soft and mentally weak when I asked who'd watched De Ketelaere at Atalanta. After his failure at Milan.

Bet he cried himself to sleep every night.

I sincerely hope I'm not thinking what you're thinking.

Fucking hell, that's awful.

Brief summary cutting out all the guff?