Super Duper Branko Strupar

Fuck! Got no food!

Fuuuck. Just got home. Cars everywhere. Lights fucked. Had to bail on the pub as I wouldn't make it in time but managed to get some beers just in time. Set for this now, like.

WALLYS

You been there for any previous games? It's dry, isn't it? All looked canny tame to me.

Dinho's gone full on Gammon recently, like.

He's stolen that, but fair play for tweeting it.

wot?

:lol:

Fucking props to Kane if he wins the Golden boot, like. Can't really see anyone else getting it. Deserves it, too. Fair.

Stop saying "to a man" you idiot

Woof.

How'd he miss the target?

Something something Pepe Le pew + your unwashed arse + kindred spirits. Pepe le pew.

Don't make me wish France to win, WALLY.

Sewelly or Tooj, surely?

I'm not sure the Americans know the World Cup is on, mate.

I'll give him that one, like. Although I wouldn't put it past joey to collaborate with ElDiablo to pull that off. Seem's be be set up all too nicely for him.

Thieving cunt.

He's coming home...

Alderweireld, Kompany and Vertonghen is the best defence in the competition, man.

Oooh, look. Social media content. How coincidental.

https://www.facebook.com/spiceisland/videos/1774190679339121/

Still jizzing from De Bryune's goal. A fucking arrow.

On World Cup final day I'm at Paul Simon's last ever big gig at BST festival in Hyde Park. Cant imagine he'll be on before 7, like, but lastl entry is 3. They better have a fucking screen somewhere, like!!