Super Duper Branko Strupar

'Limited number' = extortionate pricing

You've spelt 'Mongtastic Moron' incorrectly

I'm sick of Pardew's excuses or explanations, they always seem so reactionary. I can see people getting properly pissed off if our form and quality doesn't improve soon and he keeps coming out with explanations to his poor decisions.

Sewelly

Cabaye isn't and never will be a Silva type of player. That's a daft comparison. If you think we can overtake Arsenal now by bombing forward and leaving the likes of Williamson vulnerable, you need looking at, bro. Yeah lets just turtle up and hoof it instead bro, sounds safer. The hyperbole from both parties in this debate is ridiculous, there is a middle ground to be had. Yeah but you'll get no sense of self importance from that

On BBC news from AP

He's now speaking!!! GTFI!!!!

There's this: Bosh

Can we leave those pictures where they are? It's just going to turn in to bullying. We all had a laugh but now its just needlessly mocking someone's appearance.

Eh? That shop where the sizes are smaller than they should be

Fucking Lawro... "Think they'll just fall short". Is that because Liverpool are behind us, you cunt? He probably doesn;t even know how the european places will work.

Looks like Lawro buys his shirts fro the same place Neesy does

He did well when he had the opportunity. He's just stuck too close to the defenders at the minute to do it as often as we need him to.

What the fuck is Dion talking about. Cisse's played 4 games.

"Simpson can I please have your ###rt?" Hom

Highlights made us look a lot better than we were.

What did that banner say about Simpson?

Missed Ashley in the crowd earlier. Looked hungover to fuck.

With only 10 players

That was shit hot from Antonio

Valencia's class, like.

To the avid La Liga watchers, how's Rondon doing this year?

He has that in spades, it's just how often he gets the chance to do it.

He most definitely doesn't