Super Duper Branko Strupar

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Do you reckon Taylor records all the games he plays in, cuts it down to compilations of when he needlessly throws himself through midair at the ball, slows it down and adds some machine gun and siren noises, and sits and watches it in his dressing gown with a brandy, dreaming of being a war hero?

Reply with Ranger, Kuqi and Smith?

Wwwwheeeeey!

You go girlfriend

Drogba best not be coming on, like.

Too easy

Thankfully, Anelka can't be arsed and Torres is shite

1 scoope or two, Yossi?

Jonas Lovenkrands

Ashley Cole. What an abominable twat. Little scrawny R&B dickhead that he is.

We could do with wapping a contract down and he could do with starting to make his mind up.

Did he not say he was happier back down that neck of the woods n all rather than up here? I didn't know that. Definitely don't want him if he's tarring Newcastle with the same brush he does Sunderland.

I'd rather go for Anelka if he's being shipped out this summer. Anelka is 32, man. Cisse is 29.

I like Kenwyne Jones, would be a good signing. However, he's just moved to Stoke for 8mil at the beginning of the season, who, as has already been stated are probably finishing above us and have been in an FA Cup final. I'd only take him if he cost 5 or 6 mil, let alone the 12+ he'd probably cost.

We are Watching City you know

Dempsey Zoggy Ben Afra Johnson Barton Tiote Dempsey ahead of Ben Arfa

If we bought them too there is not much chance we'd be buying a striker of any repute n all. What you talking about, we've got a whole 35mil to spend.

Wants to go back to Chelsea apparently. Not too sure why, can't see him getting a game. Chelsea will spend again this summer. He'd be a great singing I reckon. Young and hungry.

Remember my Dad telling me a similar story about Lee Dixon in some bar.

The decision to sell him was fucking outrageous. He was a brilliant footballer.

this whole thread. Keegan & Shearer till I die.

Aye, it's definitely funny as f*** like. If something tickles you, why not post it? It's not being insensitive to the disease at all, if it's an involuntary reaction. Plus, it's that fucking cunt Redknapp. FFS guys, someone honestly post an article about the man I love the most after the males in my family, in response to the Harry Redknapp face cancer post? Grow up. Is anyone seriously suggesting a post like that means I'm any less sensitive to a horrific situation like that? My dad had cancer, so what? I'm taking the piss out of that too? Get a life. And yeah, Ronaldo's right, its fucking Redknapp.

No shock there.. I really do detest that droopy faced c*** Harry Redknapp knows f*** all about good players himself. He also has no scouts, he just steals players other clubs have scouted. His face cancer will end him soon, thankfully. I have face cancer and I find this highly offensive. j/k Thank the fucking lord I'm ignoring your posts then

I'd take a punt on Ba if we can get him cheapish, like 3-4mil. Don't know how realistic that is. On the provision we also get another more proven striker.