Ishmael

This Campbell feature is very The Day Today.

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Nasri got in the way a lot.

Was expecting they'd need someone with betamax experience.

Gonna get me some Dan Gosling shorts

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Yeah, I really like him. Was the most creative player in the EPL for a few years before this season - in terms of chances created. Can pick a pass and moves well. It wont happen ofc.

99% certain HBA will be in the squad. I want him to start the next game with Ribery and Malouda alongside. Nasri can do one.

He's very attacking isn't he? Pardew will soon stamp that out - to a point. I joke.

Benezema plays as a the spearhead of the attack. You cannot take him (France's best player imo) away from his best position to accommodate another player. Giroud should be the super sub.

I never want to be subjected to Stewart Robson again. France look much faster now because they've changed almost their entire team for players desperate to impress and the Iceland defence are fucked having played the whole 90 and have defended for almost every single minute of that. Utter moron.

Not like the CL final. Like that, with a quality finish, against a tired Iceland defence.

Ribery makes things happen. Like the CL final.

Crowd booing Gourcuff off the pitch. And booing Valbuena onto the pitch.

"Big tick to Menez" Proper British view that.

Last time I ask, who is this utter mong commentating for ESPN? "Did Cabaye affect the game?" "Ben Arfa is just a counter attacking player"

Menez caused a fair few problems tbf. But he's more sporadic, dives a lot and gambles a lot with his final balls. That's for my liking though - he's good enough to play.

Shit defensive play. Evra and Mexes.

Not fantastic, no. Very effective and will deserve his place.

Menez goes down LOADS.

Hatem Debuchy

Great touch by Siggy.

So I'd go, M'Via, Clichy and Giroud in for Evra, Gourcuff and Menez. 4-4-2.

Absolutely no question that Clichy is a better LB than Evra.

Thought Menez has done well. Complete t*** mind. Direct and powerful. So dangerous, but in a haphazard way. Hatem considerably more refined.