Ishmael

?? Watching via the bbc website stream, so not enough pixels to see the bounce off the defender. Looked perfect on the initial viewing.

Shame about the lucky nutmeg or that'd be even more sublime than it was.

HOLY SHIT

This football is straight. Honest.

Yeah, wouldn't go near Keegan in this day and age either. Shearer, Keegan, Kinnear - no thanks.

Spot on about Shearer's managerial ability.

With a clear conscience I can.

I want to strangle this commentator on the Mex-Jap game.

Leave our B-team alone!

That goal needed a game.

Buffon

Fairly certain Ireland would struggle to qualify against Honduras and co.

Commandeered to drive a mate home and I miss 4 goals :mad:

Dante's inferno

Italy all over the place

Another idiotic yellow for a Brazilian Gustavo with a headlock!

wtf were Italy doing leaving Hulk and Silva free at the back post

Marcelo being a grade A cunt demanding a yellow card whilst the fouled guy, Dante, walks off.

Brazil's defence is improved as Dante comes on for the clown.

Looks like that challenge led to Abate dislocating his shoulder BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Neymar deservingly booked BOOOOOOOO

Luiz doesn't fancy the rest of this game on a yellow

This referee has got everything spot on, so far.

David Luiz is all about going into tackles quickly and forcefully. Going to be very difficult for him after his yellow. Will probably end up with a red.

Well played referee. Luiz booked for being a fucking idiot.