Ishmael

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Definite MACKEM

Yohan Cabye is reportedly very upset at being branded "Yohan Kebab" by Joe Kinnear. His wife Donna is also said to be furious.

@iainmacintosh I know, but one more. He claimed he made a big profit on Robbie Earle. Who retired from football a year after Kinnear left.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. We've got another mug on TS.

Manager Joe Kinnear, who has been chasing Hartson for some time, admitted: "I'm delighted. John is a smashing lad and a top-quality striker who has proved himself with 24 goals last season. "He's only 23 but he is experienced and skilful. "People might wonder at the size of the fee for a club like Wimbledon but I have half a dozen worth that much in my squad." Hartson, who will sign a six-year deal if he passes a medical, said: "This is a great move for me. "Joe has worked wonders and I know Wimbledon style needs someone like me - a strong target man who can score goals."

"Just finished me Yohan Kabab."

Tune.

Full interview: http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/andy-goldsteins-sports-bar/130617/joe-kinnear-his-newcastle-return-alan-pardew-and-toon-media-199848

Fucking knew it

Oh God, Jamie is going to be a mong isn't he?

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff125/Boskovic14/433D1D8D-6903-47AF-8DE0-D4AA788C7D99-2528-0000078041F4B2F1_zpsc26ee582.jpg

Kinnear is exactly like Cartman in the episode Funnybot.

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ffs

"Sometimes you get names wrong." This cunt got every single name wrong.

Hatam Ben A-free.

Michael Ashley.

Papiss Sissy.

In hysterics at all the player thread name changes

"I hope he just forgot to take his pills yesterday and made it all up."

Yohan Kebabs.

This guy DESTROYING Joe. Legend.