Ishmael

Fuck the locals, eh?

I have absolutely no idea why anyone would want to do this.

Very RAWK, why? Thread certainly doesn't have N'Zogbia in the title?

braces?

imo, for the Wolves game, as many fans as possible should carry 'Forever St James' Park' banners and posters into the ground.

bah

If it's only Lovenkrands I see no reason why somebody can't beat him to the wall for pace?

Lineker is a fucking boss

This is EXACTLY the sort of stuff I was after. Fantastic post.

Despite the majority baring no resemblance to a conspiracy theory, I've still laughed out loud more than a few times. Fair play chaps.

M'United were ruthless in attack during the second half and solid in defence throughout. Loving their second goal.

Rio is so ramshackle these days. Bits hanging off every limb.

Holy s***. :lol: Are there more of these? Amazing. There is a whole series.

I like how Ajax put the ball into the box whenever they have a chance to.

Why is Nani shit?

heck, some of them might be close to the truth. Wayne Rooney only has 1 yellow card this season because the FA are attempting to clean-up his image, following his assault of an opponent whilst on England duty, having instructed officials to go easy on him.

WELCOME TO CHANNEL 5

Best throw-in taker in the entire world

Not sure why they'd want him? Would Hansen want it?

http://i.imgur.com/XR4xp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MzL9Q.jpg This could be improved by replacing his hair with several copies of his mushed face. Do it.

Lee Clark set to take over at Leeds following sacking at Huddersfield gu.com/p/35fyg/tw via @guardian

IIRC anywhere within the opponents half is considered close range for wor Haris

This smiley is starting to grate.