Ishmael

Haha, The Guv. I only watched that sketch a few days back; it must have stuck And fwiw, I'm sure the FA have charged Suarez for using insulting racist language and not for being a racist. I assume they both come under the same section of the code/rules. If they had actually found Suarez guilty of being a racist then 8 games wouldn't be close to suitable punishment.

Black grandpa is just a subsection of the black mate defence tbqh. It's just plain silly.

Suarez has chosen to wear a black armband so couldn't possibly be racist?

Actual tears of hilarity

Figuratively cracking up at Wacko's defence/justification of the 'he knows black people' lol-defence

"LFC statement: Suarez's favourite boyband is JLS - how can he be racist?"

Liverpool fc with some spinnage.

Bring. On. Dalglish. Xfrantic

Very strange.

Anyone watchuing S'land? How have they approached the game?

Beew

Raylor will no doubt return when fit...

Would like to know why Pardew doesn't rate Ben.

Pardew needs to be questioned off the back of this. Seems to be far too conservative in his selections.

Very frustrating.

Will be very interesting to see what Pardew says about his sub decisions...

What did colo do?

Perch's inclusion reduces any optimism.

where/when/why did the borehole lark originate?

Get the impression that we are going to find out what 'lots of money' looks like pretty soon...

Abeid will step up. +£20m

Tisd09 - amazing post

What's that?

Joey Barton is trending on twitter - every tweet fueled by hatred for the shallow bandwagoner

Didn't think it was even possible for somebody with 4 attached limbs to fail our medical.