Ishmael

Best of the rest. Erm, ok.

Little quirk in RvP's Arsenal career. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_van_Persie Last 5 seasons he alternated between playing 20 odd games and 15/16 games a season. On that basis I expect him being ruled out for at least half of this season. Bollocks, probably. Shocking that he's never managed more than 28 league games in a season.

Don't ever speak of those days

Love a bit of Song

Walcott is nowhere near good enough a finisher to be a central striker

Fuck me that's shit goalkeeping by Jussi.

BORED

Did they say top 4, top 5 or top 6 at the start of the show? Or just 'title contenders'?

Just baffling from Torres. Like the kid that can't tackle attempting to tackle in his first ever football match

Vorm having a stinker with that goal.

Ball by Mata is great. Swansea defending like dicks though.

"You can't be greedy". wtf is Crouch talking about? You can be as greedy as you like if you're a good finisher...

and De Gea again, going in like a school kid. Dive on it you massive pansy.

Crouch ffs Just walk it in you mongaloid

Guy Mowbray. Thanks. Genuinly irritating.

Actually, really weak hands by De Gea for his first save. Lucky boy.

"Follows through with the knees" fucking hell

Which commentator is this? Would like to know for future reference.

MotD Stoke-M'U starts. Urgh

Barca's high defensive pressing to get their second goal was just incredible. Mouth wide open here

They scored their 1 chance xconfused

giggs says no

Stoke fans screaming handball at everything

Really want someone to take a trumpet into the Stoke ground to use rugby style prior to every long Delap throw