Ishmael

Bradden Inman ‏@brad_inman8 40s Sorry, was hacked. Looking forward to next year under Pardew Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More

Expected Gerrard to go down

I was thinking this. The fact that a Gerrard v Lampard v Scholes debate started underlines just how poor a game it has been.

Absolutely nothing wrong with that goal. Referee of referees please.

Guaranteed that he only drives a Range Rover is because of the similarity to his name, isn't it? Correction, drove

And yet Lampard has way more goals and assists in his career. Domestic and international.

Famed for being huge?

Couldn't hit a barn door when starting for us and yet...

I'd take Lampard over Gerrard, fwiw. More goals, more assists in the last decade.

Haha, "the referee of referees" sounds like a fantastic idea.

Referee overlooking the Fellani elbow on Gerrard in the same manner that he's been overlooking all the times Gerrard has gone in a little too hard on Fellani.

Sturridge really needs to step up to the plate in Suarez's absence and fill the huge gaping whole in the Liverpool team as their number one cunt.

And I've seen Fellani beat a man with a piece of skill once http://www.howtobeahipster101.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/True-Story-150x150.jpg

And Messi has such shit height and aerial threat. Always going to be a danger on the pitch due to his superior technical ability and pace though.

What!?

Ameobi, Gosling, Jonas and Cabaye on at the same time. There is no pace

Gosling has the touch of a BBC TV personality.

Simpson's passing

"STEAMING FORWARD!"

http://www.whatisaheartattack.net/wp-content/uploads/heart-attacks_0.jpg

Someone needs to gif that Ameobi clearance with the red bull space jump guy being hit, before eventually landing on the pitch...

Found orbit!

English grit > French talent I wouldn't associate grit with Gosling and Ameobi.

Ameobi is dead.

Nice twirl from Elliot.