Ishmael

Jo-EL actually got lucky.

Save Jo-EL.

Keep hearing a ringing sound before and after replays. Anyone else?

I hate to say it but McManaman is a much better player at this level. He's actually rather good. Cunt though. McManaman has had more opportunity, that's all.

The sneeze sound effect

McManaman plays like a lesser Shane Ferguson.

The electronic advertising hoardings are so fucking annoying.

Dat Kone pass. Dat finish

Loads of confetti and balloons swirling around on the pitch; a Hollywood blockbuster narration; warbling opera singers..? Must be the FA Cup on ITV.

Hollywood voice-over "In a game that time forgot..."

Lampard

Nah, we've had that one.

And btw, I actually like the Liverpool kits.

Showed my girlfriend our away top and she's summed up the general consensus quiet well; "it looks like something a kid would design in a Y7 graphics class." I'd fail them. I mean, for a start they've failed to crop out the white background from the badge...

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Has a point. Lost Modric. Gained uber-Bale, Lloris etc. Destroyed Bobby's Top 5 team and finished 14th which was the original point. He's a hypocrite. Oh yeah, no question there.

Has a point. Lost Modric. Gained uber-Bale, Lloris etc.

Has a point.

Pretty close. Veron is probably not far behind it though lol. At least money was recouped. Who is going to pay anywhere close to £50m for Fred Torres, League 2 hoofer? True, Alberto Aquilani was also a shocker for Liverpool lol. Downing.

Pretty close. Veron is probably not far behind it though lol. At least money was recouped. Who is going to pay anywhere close to £50m for Fred Torres, League 2 hoofer?

Spurs are proper divey.

Out of contract in the summer or something?

Just scored a carbon copy of Adebayor's goal on Fifa

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